WHEN YOU WAKE UP FROM A HOOKUP
IN NEW JERSEY……
I was the quintessential toot it and boot it girl. Indeed I was, and you ruined me. You broke me and I shattered into pieces. I will never let it happen again. So I’ll consider it a lesson learnt. I will piece myself back together, and never put myself in the same position again. Now I just have to figure out who I was again.
I legitimately feel embarrassed for the people who bring those stupid ass Asian animal umbrellas to school when it rains.